This sequence of tweets is beyond parody
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In the last issue of my newsletter, I wrote: “Side note: If someone promises you a risk-free 20% annual yield if you just let them hold on to your dollars for you, the risk that that you never see those dollars again is in fact very high.”
Anyway, here’s a post from Justin Sun today:
nothing is certain except death, taxes, and tech bros trying to reinvent something they spent 10 minutes learning about
wikipedia article of the day
![Wikipedia article: Splooting is lying in a spread-eagled, prone posture. It is typically performed by four-legged mammals such as dogs and squirrels when they wish to relax or cool down. It may also be known as frogging or pancaking. [Image] Example of a splooting English Bulldog](https://storage.mollywhite.net/micro/731add121a8f005ee523_Screenshot-2025-01-12-at-5.23.28---PM.png)
update: the library director was in today and showed me his secret space opera hoard. new additions to the list:
- August Kitko and the Mechas from Space, Alex White
- You Sexy Thing, Cat Rambo
(haven’t read either yet, but he highly recommends)
he also had two of the books i’d been wanting to include in the display!
- The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet, Becky Chambers
- Ninefox Gambit, Yoon Ha Lee
what could go wrong with running betting markets like this?
filed under “Reddit comments that didn’t age well”
"The recent elections also feel like a cultural tipping point towards, once again, prioritising free speech," said Mark Zuckerberg.
Doublespeak.
As I wrote the other day:
happy monday, i hope everyone also enjoyed the SIX STRAIGHT WEEKS of holidays we just had!
you know when you leave a movie theater and you feel like you're returning from another dimension? that's how i feel rn
call me when you figure out how to make working out more like reading (in bed with a cup of tea)
